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2024-01-29 来源:独旅网
武林外传搞笑语录

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各回各家,各找各妈

Go back home, and find your mom.

老虎不发威,你当我是HELLO KITTY

Tiger doesn't get angry, you think it's HELLO KITTY 额服了you,额尊敬you,额的内心崇拜you

I admire you, I respect you, I really adore you. 我看好你哟~

I really think you're nice~~~~

饿错了,呃真滴错咧,饿从一开始就错列~当初饿就不该嫁过来,如果不嫁过来饿的夫君就不会死,饿的夫君不会死,饿 就不会沦落到这么一个伤心的地方

I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't married here, if I didn't marry here my husband will never die. If my husband didn't die, I'll never in this heartrending place now. 姓嘛?叫嘛?打哪来?往哪去?家里几口人?人均几亩地?地里几头牛?说说说。。。

What's you name? What's you first name? Where are you from? Where are you going? How many people are there in you house? How many units of cropland per person has? How many cattles in the cropland? Answer! Answer it! 额滴神啊!

Oh my god!(OMG) 亲娘哎! Oh my mom! 排山倒海

Remove Mountains

葵花点穴手

Sunflower point points hand (注明:第一个point是 点到、指到 的意思、第二个 points 是穴位的意思)

子曾经曰过

A sage said that... 或者是 Confucius said that...

放着我来

Wait! I'll do it!

嫂子~~~~~~~~~

Elder brother's wife~~~~~~~~~~

帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷和他的三外甥女

Help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece

我祝你们白头偕老,断子绝孙

I bless you that live to old age in conjugal bliss and die without sons 世界如此美妙 我却如此暴躁 这样不好,不好

The wrold is that sweetness, but I'm this testiness, it's not good, not good

放心!这事全包我身上了

Take it easy, I'll do all the things 确定一定以及肯定

I confirm, ensure and make certain that 否决否认以及否定

I deny, disaffirm and disavow that

嘘!嘘!嘘!低调!低调!都低调!

Sh! Sh! Shhh! Be low-pitched, be low-pitched. All be low-pitched 我最后一次警告你啊 请使用人类的语言和我交谈

This is the last warning! Please speak humans language to me! 你杂这样子嘛!什么时候睡觉不好,非得晚上睡啊

Why did you do this? How come you must sleep in the night? 我上头有人

There have people above me

你无情无耻无理取闹

You are unkind, cheeky and out of all reason 我的神啊上帝啊以及老天爷啊

Oh my god, lord and providence!

我就象一只爬在玻璃上苍蝇,前途一片光明,就是找不到出路

I'm like the fly which is climbing on the glass, the sunshine is in front of me, but i just cannot find out the outlet

一山不能容二虎,除非一公和一母

There won't have two tigers inone place, unless they're male and female

加菲猫经典语录(超有哲理)

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① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

② One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. ⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).

⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.

⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.

⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. ⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.

⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. ⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.

⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. ⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!

⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.

⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.

学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多.

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中国对婚龄的说法:

1年--纸婚; 2年--棉婚; 3年--皮婚; 4年--花果婚; 5年

木婚;

6年--糖婚; 7年--手婚; 8年--古铜婚;9年--陶器婚; 10--锡婚; 水晶婚;

20年--瓷婚;25年--银婚;30年--珍珠婚;35年--珊瑚婚;40--红宝石婚

70年--白金婚;80--年钻石婚

11年--钢婚;12年丝婚;13年--花边婚;14年--象牙婚;15年

45年--蓝宝石婚;50年--金婚;55年--绿宝石婚;60年--金钢婚

结婚纪念日的名称:

一周年称纸婚,最初结合薄如纸。 二周年称杨婚,象杨树叶子一样飘动。 三周年称皮婚,象皮革一样有点韧性。 四周年称丝婚,紧紧地缠在一起。 五周年称木婚,已经如同木质样坚硬。 六周年称铁婚,夫妻感情牢固如铁。 七周年称铜婚,比铁坚韧而不易生锈。 八周年称陶婚,如陶瓷样坚硬美丽。 九周年称柳婚,如垂柳样摇摆不折。 十周年称锡婚,象锡器柔韧不易破碎。

十一周年称钢婚,象钢样坚硬不锈。 十二周年称链婚,象铁链样扣一起。 十三周年称花边婚,不但坚韧而且很美。 十四周年称象牙婚,时间越久越晶透美丽。 十五周年称水晶婚,透明晶澈而光彩夺目。 二十周年称搪瓷婚,光滑无瑕但需防跌。 二十五周年称银婚,婚姻恒久第一大庆。 三十周年称珍珠婚,美丽珍贵使人艳羡。 三十五周年称珊瑚婚,嫣红而宝贵。 四十周年称红宝石婚,更名贵难得。 五十周年称金婚,婚姻恒久第二大庆。 五十五周年称翡翠婚,如同无价之宝。 六十周年称钻石婚,人生难得最隆重庆典。

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