As the financial crisis spreads across the world, the three persons — LiuBei , GuanYu , and Zhangfei had to be janitors in Caocao’s corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. SCENE 1: At LiuBei’s home Actors:LiuBei GuanYu and ZhangFei
Guanyu:Brother!We three have been hungry for days and what should we do? It’s so terrible!
Liubei: Yu, it’s impossible that I don’t feel painful, is’t it? But it’s very hard to get work now. You know? We have no diplomas (学位证书),of course there’s no jobs, What are you dreaming about?
Zhangfei: Oh,Brother! ZhuGeliang’s wife borrowed us 500 dollars last month , it’s time for us to be debt collecters now.
Guanyu: Yeah, Borther! We are as poor as church mouse now.
Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let’s go! Go～Go～!Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning(催逼讨债)!
Aside: And then the three brothers set out to find ZhuGeliang.
Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang had been forced to attend CET-6 by his wife.
SCENE 2:ZhuGeLiang’s house Actor: ZhuGeLiang , Wife and keeper
ZhuGeliang: Good morning everyone! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. My major is Military(军人) and I love it so much!
I feel so morose(郁闷的) recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6(College English Test) and obliged me to do so many texts.
What’s CET-6? Do you know? … It is ridiculous [rɪ'dɪkjələs], I never heard about that.
Wife: Darling!
ZhuGeliang: My wife is coming, she is so long-winded that I can never bear her. Wife: My dear, how about your study?
ZhuGeliang: These books make me want to doze. I’m dizzy.
Wife: Darling! Now, the competition is so serious. If you can’t pass CET-6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of my lifetime. But never visited a bigger place like tianjin
ZhuGeliang: Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.
Wife: Are you sure? Let me have a test . ZhuGeliang: A piece of cake!
Wife: Listen, can you spell APPLE? DESK? ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can’t
Wife: You can’t? Oh how unfortunate I am! I’m wrong, I’m really wrong, I’m wrong at the beginning. I should’t marry here. I’ll never in this heartreading place now. ZhuGuliang: Don’t cry! Don’t cry! Stop! I’m going to study hard .
Wife: That’s the spirit! Do you know? We are too poor to support the fees of CET-6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they ask for debts. ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper which called Liubei? Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy! Keeper: What’s the matter? Madam?
Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to meet any people, so you must tell the people who calls on him that the boss has gone to study in England.
Keeper: Yes! Madam!
Aside: While it is going on, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.
Scene3 outside ZhuGeliang’s house Actors:Luibei Zhangfei Keeper
Zhangfei: Let me strike the door! Open! Open! Keeper: Are these men asking for the debts?
Liubei: This is Liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife. Keeper: Zhu said he is not in. Liubei: En???
Keeper: Oh! No! …I mean… I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6, and he may not come back this mouth Liubei: OK! We are waiting for him here! Guanyu: Let’s go home, let him alone.
Liubei: Wait! Noboby knows that when he will come back, thus let’s go home for lunch.
Aside:The three men went away with disappointment.
Scene 4 Outside ZhuGeliang’s house
Aside:Three months passed, ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in , whiles his wife is outside.
The cold winter is coming! It is extremely cold outside.
Zhangfei: Please tell me when you see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here again and again. Liubei: Calm down! Calm down! Now, the borrower is god!
Keeper: My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6.Please wait for a moment!
Zhangfei: Zhu! Come out! Brothers! Take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out! Or I will burn you house down.
Guanyu: Silence! We are here for debt not for his life. Keeper: Don’t interrupt! Boss is reading! Liubei: Keep quiet!!!! Show we the way please! Liubei: Mr Zhu, we have hunted you for a long time.
ZhuGeliang: Oh! M.r Liu take a seat please. What can I do for you?
Liubei: My dailing brother, you have borrowed me $500, when will you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.
ZhuGeliang: I’m sorry, I have no money, but I can assist you to win the country to pay off my debt.
Liubei: However, your wife won’t set you free?
ZhuGeliang: That’s too easy! The only thing I need to do is to pass the CET-6. ZhangFei: Verbal statements are no guarantee. How can you realize it? Liubei: I believe that M.r. zhu is a gentleman.
ZhuGeLiang: I’m such a brilliant genius that knows astronomy and geography. Besides, I am born with natural beauty and bright beyond people’s imagination. Zhangfei: If so, how can you fail the CET-6? Guanyu: Be polite to the gentleman.
ZhuGeliang: Because I don’t want to pass it deliberately. [dɪ'lɪbərɪtlɪ] Liubei: Why?
ZhuGeliang: I have been waiting for a brilliant monarch who can offer me a unique opportunity to heal the world. Guanyu: Traffic words!
Liubei: Why don’t you do that by yourself?
ZhuGeliang: First, I fell it beneath my dignity to serve those who have no vision. Second, I have financial problems. Liu: However, how will you help me?
ZhuGeLiang:I will pass the CET-6 straight away with my sliver tongue. Social events are absolutely OK. Liubei: Is that all?
ZhuGeliang: of course not! I believe you were filled with ambition, we can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack CaoCao.At last I believe that we can regain the whole country.
ZhangFei: How can we trust him? We can’t even afford our own meals. Guanyu: Be quite! Money is not problem. We can loan from the bank…How about you?
Liubei: Now, there’s nothing but the bare wall in his house, I suppose I can’t demand the payment of debt. We’d better take a gamble! Liubei: How long do you need to pass the CET-6? ZhuGeliang: As long as a week!
Liubei: OK! We will come to meet you after a week. ZhuGeliang: No problem!
ZhuGeLiang: Boy, accompany the guests to the door.
Aside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new kingdom. So the couple will apart. Scene5: ZhuGeliang’s house Wife: Honey! ZhuGeliang: Darling!
Wife: Excellent man has a long-range ambition. You must surmount every difficulty to make money, be sure you would not to miss me.
ZhuGeliang: I will have a long journey. Please take care of yourself.
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